WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR?
OH HEY, MUDNECK. HOW ARE YOU? WE’RE LOOKING FOR YOUR DIGNITY. DO YOU REMEMBER EATING THAT SLICE OF PIZZA YOU DROPPED IN THE CROSSWALK LAST NIGHT?
I VAGUELY RECALL THAT, YEAH.
I’LL ADMIT I LAUGHED EVERY TIME YOU CALLED IT ‘STREET PIZZA.’
HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU PEED IN THE CAB?
THAT ONE I DON’T REMEMBER, BUT IT EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT WHY I WOKE UP IN THE HALLWAY THIS AFTERNOON.
WELL WE WEREN’T GOING TO LET YOU INSIDE, YOU WHISKEY AND PEE COVERED SHITSHOW. THE HOUSE SMELLS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS.
YOU USED ONE OF YOUR SHOES FOR A PILLOW. I PUT PICTURES OF IT UP ON FACEBOOK.
